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[Computerbank] xmas wishes for you all

\From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee")

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004,
but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects,
and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-

* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
any of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until
the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

* Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
"Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious,
dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of
this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names
and images are hereby acknowledged.

Romana Challans
ITShare SA Inc / ComputerbankSA
The opinions expressed herein are solely those of the individual, and do not 
express the opinions of Computerbank Australia Incorporated (CAI) in any way.

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