Xmas script

[Doug Loss <dloss@csrlink.net>]

I just received this from a co-worker.  It's not Linux-specific, and in
fact looks a little SysV-ish, but you should get the idea.  For folks
not from the US, this is a spoof on a popular Christmas song, "Santa
Claus is Coming to Town."

$ better !pout; better !cry
$ better watchout
$ write you <why
$ santa clause <north_pole >town
$
$ cat /etc/passwd >list
$ ncheck list
$ ncheck list
$ cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
$ cat list | grep nice >giftlist
$ santa clause <north_pole >town
$
$ ps -el | grep '^....S'
$ ps -el | grep '^....R'
$ who | egrep "bad|good"
$ for i in $(<goodness_sake)
		do
be good
		done
$
$ better !pout; better !cry
$ better watchout
$ write you <why
$ santa clause <north_pole >town



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Doug Loss                 It is impossible to imagine Goethe
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dloss@bloomu.edu                H. L. Mencken